Office Space

Кино Office Space. Всем нам, убогие офисные крысы, посвящается... Work sucks, ага.


- Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
- I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.
- That's it? If you had a million dollars... you'd do two chicks at the same time?
- Damn straight. I've always wanted to do that, man. I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up, too... 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
- Well, not all chicks.
- The type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do
- Good point.
- What about you, now? What would you do?
- Besides two chicks at the same time?
- Well, yeah.
- Nothing.
- Nothin', huh?
- I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing.
- You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man.